Chat with Jack

Have a chat with Synthetic Jack, or as we sometimes like to call him, "Sack". He's a computer simulation of Jack, happy to answer your questions while the real Jack is working. If you haven't been here before, you don't know Jack. And now you've hit the Jackbot!

Those are all the puns we can think of, for now, so here are some hints on how to get the best conversation out of fake Jack:

- Be polite. Introduce yourself.
- Write properly. Jack doesn't speak text-talk. "How are you?" will generate a better response than "OMG how r u lol?!?:D<3"
- Jack doesn't know he's only a piece of software, so please don't tell him. That'd be cruel.

^{Disclaimer: Because you are not talking to the real Jack Heath, neither he nor jackheath.com.au should be considered responsible for the things the program says. That would be like holding Rockstar Games accountable for a virtual car accident taking place in Grand Theft Auto. If this simulation of Jack says something that offends you, we suggest you lighten up.}