There’s no such thing as a free lunch, but some cafes do provide free wi-fi. And some websites do provide free random stuff for entertainment purposes, such as:
Robo-chat
Have questions for Jack? Tough. He’s very busy writing Artemis Fowl fanfiction and swimming, Scrooge McDuck style, in piles of money. But instead, you can talk with a robot which thinks it is Jack.
Creepy? Yes indeed. But fun? Absolutely…
…unless he’s in the mood to kill all humans.
Rejected
Even the best authors sometimes have terrible, terrible ideas. Mary Shelley’s original title for Frankenstein, for example, was How To Make A Person Out Of Parts Of Dead People (And Why You Probably Shouldn’t).
Here you can see some of the awful novels Jack rescued you from by not writing them. Yet.
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If you’re a serial procrastinator, you can correct this habit by having Agent Six of Hearts glare at you each and every time you turn on your computer.
